Friend: Shouldn't you be getting to work
Me: Yes, will do in a bit.
Friend: You should sleep early Nicole...
Me: But I usually sleep at 2am.
Friend: That's why you can't lose weight?!
I know I should have a more proper sleeping regime, I know I should follow a better diet plan, I know I should have more determination and gym more.
But I'm only human! I'm not perfect!
It still hurts to hear that from you.
Do you only like me better when I put on my make up and look 5 kg lighter?